"Pottermore conversation with my dad"

Me: Dad... my pottermore email still hasn't come...

Dad: Your what?
Me: My pottermore email...
Dad: What's that?
Me: My only chance to become a real witch and actually go to Hogwarts and have a real wand and just be totally awesome...
Dad: Isn't Hogwarts that Professor's name with the long beard?
*walks away shaking my head*

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